Merry Easter my gentle savages muttering praise at an utterly corrupt parasite, christ the redeemer bought and paid for the day before he was born again. Your savior is a blood sick junkie shivering at the entryway of church.
Tapeworm Jesus is a weight you cannot quite feel. Your savior is an invisible sinker that holds you beneath the placid surface of reality. Your soul is the bait the great fisher of men uses to lure an unknowable predator from the shadows.
You are the rich yolk jesus sucks from an uncooked egg in the ash-blackened morning of eternity.
Happy Easter!