Paul B

@Lionbites

I play with smoke and mirrors for a living in loverlay Burminghum, ay it. If found, please return to Hotel Chocolat's slab department. *Pst* I like monkeys.

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Motherload. #ChocolateTrio

back away from choclit???

#ScruffLols

Agreed! :oD I've muted the current song in favour of the original! #TeamJo

Boo bees! #lol

There's something you should know about me...

She's baaaaaaaaack... #OhHarrow

Rules for dating:

If Cheryl Cole had played the Little Mermaid, do you think Ursula would've still said "Keeeep singiiiiiing!"?

ERMAHGERD! ERRPERD! #GrindrLols

Kinda wish 'cricket' was in me tbh.

I think it's safe to say I'm now into cricket. #legs #JadeDernbach

amen to that! :oD

I felt this was an appropriate response :oD Ermahgerd! #Grernder

"Sie gehen zur neige auf kraftstoff" Oh, so *that's* what it means!

El housemate, and I are cleaning MACHINES! *Aaaaand relax* #Normality

Let's start at the very beginning, it's a very good place to st... Oh, fuck off Mary Poppins! *sobs* #HelpMe :(

#GayOverloadKlaxon

Remote is on the sofa; TV is flicking between "Home", "my shows" and E4. Explanation? Ghost! :-/ http://twitpic.com/aolwbg

Remote is on the sofa; TV is flicking between "Home", "my shows" and E4. Explanation? Ghost! :-/