I play with smoke and mirrors for a living in loverlay Burminghum, ay it. If found, please return to Hotel Chocolat's slab department. *Pst* I like monkeys.
@itstheHop back away from choclit???
@wearefreeradio @JoFreeRadio Agreed! :oD I've muted the current song in favour of the @CHRIS_Daughtry original! #TeamJo
Boo bees! #lol
There's something you should know about me...
@JesseLax She's baaaaaaaaack... #OhHarrow
Rules for dating:
If Cheryl Cole had played the Little Mermaid, do you think Ursula would've still said "Keeeep singiiiiiing!"?
ERMAHGERD! ERRPERD! #GrindrLols
Kinda wish 'cricket' was in me tbh.
I think it's safe to say I'm now into cricket. #legs #JadeDernbach
@AnthyRomero amen to that! :oD
I felt this was an appropriate response :oD Ermahgerd! #Grernder
"Sie gehen zur neige auf kraftstoff" Oh, so *that's* what it means!
El housemate, @McSimba80 and I are cleaning MACHINES! *Aaaaand relax* #Normality
Let's start at the very beginning, it's a very good place to st... Oh, fuck off Mary Poppins! *sobs* #HelpMe :(
Remote is on the sofa; TV is flicking between "Home", "my shows" and E4. Explanation? Ghost! :-/ http://twitpic.com/aolwbg
Remote is on the sofa; TV is flicking between "Home", "my shows" and E4. Explanation? Ghost! :-/
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