Conducted a successful business meeting with @qbyt this morning where we discussed business.

Looking at this http://www.floatingsheep.org/2012/11/mapping-racist-tweets-in-response-to.html I compared Romney / Obama states to the slave states and got this. Uncanny.

Dude, Spotify does save play counts, and you're stats are EMBARRASSING @gw

We took @SimonCampbell to a bar t'other night, and he stood in the corner doing this for 5 mins straight. #entirelytrue

Every day I’m thankful for Chrome’s 'Hold ⌘Q to quit' feature. Basically because this is me:

Yesterday @kmackman and I got married and It was incredible. Thank you to everyone who wished us well or came along!

@gw rotate on your axis

@stevieg_83 no idea what you mean, they're still very manly:

Current status:

That bastard @Samquayle just smashed poor @megankaypruitt's easter egg she left in the @erskinedesign office.

Thought this might interest you?

What are you doing on April 21st 2012? Having a stag / 30th night out if you're free.

Timesheet for Sunday = http://cl.ly/Cmo1

@Qbyt will be furious to see what @christowski received then didn't eat at Japanese

I now provide conclusive proof that I am the coolest guy you know:

@onecopywriter what are the chances:

@Immunda's off sick today. Possibly because he ate his dinner off the floor the other night

I've been trying golf. Here's my friend Jim doing it properly (in front of a rainbow.)

#friday

@mrw it's @gw's alter ego. Have you seen his recent redesign? /cc @masuga

The free bar seems to have run out early. Probably thanks to @low @mrsflinger & @RobertEerhart /cc @brandonkelly