I came so very close to getting this album today, sheerly for the kitsch. #strange #weird #bizarre #RSD12

@thetruebrett this is almost too tempting.

Storm #1 inbound. @Coachella go'ers dress appropriately.

Dinner time! @RilakkonekoGirl has made an amazing chicken, shrimp and andouille gumbo! (cc @FoodPorn)

@thetruebrett never asked Siri that, but wow!

@thetruebrett

@Juster @jmpaul @BadExec my timeline is full of purple and gold:

Goo Goo Dolls' @Johnrzeznik1 playing the Taylor Guitars booth @ #NAMM.

Roaming the halls of #NAMM with @jpriest87.

@FoodPorn The King Cupcake: banana cake w/creamy peanut butter frosting from @sprinkles. Available this weekend only.

Current point of view:

@sammyhagar dining tonight @CaboWaboLV. One rockin' view we have!

I don't always eat mac & cheese, but when I do, I prefer it topped with Panko breadcrumbs. #StayHungryMyFriends

@loveassassin13 See what a tough guy my #Skyrim character is.

There are plant stencils on my new office walls. Perfect camo for Solid Snake.

Skyrim has arrived and Fang the kitty is very excited for his new toy. #mybox

@DebBlues Solo Duran alert

@mwmowery have you seen this from @BryanAdams? Two track single.

@BobbyFJtown Snake is still here with me. #SnakesGotMyBack

@TheSamWicked :) thanks man! Here's the monocle. Looks killer at night.