Saying it & spraying it since 1982.
Lover of hyperbole, music, cheese, and the Washington Capitals.
Game time noms and yummies!! #Ravens
Knee high cozy socks from Target. If having sex with socks was possible, I would do it with these. #sogood
@tortereform @sarahlee527 of course!
@DashingDave314 here too! Purple Monday! #werenumberone
The galactically sparkly #mani I did for @miss2780!
The MNF-ready #manicure I did on @sarahlee527! #Ravens
Disney, you ballsed this one up. #babyshowergifts #lifeshanging #spellingmistake #goodlaugh
The old spider in the desk trick. So funny, custodian. So very funny. Not. #classicprank #itworked
Oh, so funny, custodian. So funny. #classicprank #it worked
@lifesamixtape: ATTN: office people. Is there a Jedi mind trick to attach the tabs to these folders?! #frustrated
Meet your teacher night was a success! :D
I'm watching the #spider who lives on my balcony envelop his dinner in a cocoon of deliciousness. It's #awesome.
This is me.
So much to do. Still an hour of ridiculous and overwhelming meeting... #headdesk
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