lifesamixtape

@lifesamixtape

Saying it & spraying it since 1982. Lover of hyperbole, music, cheese, and the Washington Capitals.

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Game time noms and yummies!! #Ravens

Knee high cozy socks from Target. If having sex with socks was possible, I would do it with these. #sogood

of course!

here too! Purple Monday! #werenumberone

The galactically sparkly #mani I did for !

The MNF-ready #manicure I did on ! #Ravens

Disney, you ballsed this one up. #babyshowergifts #lifeshanging #spellingmistake #goodlaugh

The old spider in the desk trick. So funny, custodian. So very funny. Not. #classicprank #itworked

Oh, so funny, custodian. So funny. #classicprank #it worked

: ATTN: office people. Is there a Jedi mind trick to attach the tabs to these folders?! #frustrated

Meet your teacher night was a success! :D

I'm watching the #spider who lives on my balcony envelop his dinner in a cocoon of deliciousness. It's #awesome.

This is me.

So much to do. Still an hour of ridiculous and overwhelming meeting... #headdesk

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