I'm not an asshole, I just play one on my blog. I'm full of snark & a whole lot of awesome. I ♥ Tuesday (and @hlivkopj). Roller derby is my homeboy. sMEL U L8R.

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doing Lilly's Chocolate eating contest.

That there is a perfect blue sky, Cleveland!

Look at this fat ass. Came right up on top of me.

I asked for it, I suppose #RudyTheCat

My sandals are so tight they don't move. It could be a great thing for my feet or a dismembering disaster.

my bed partner.... (are you jeluz ?)” Mine:

Ok. The awesome fireworks at Public Square drowned out the asshat for a few...

It's July!!! Guess what just went into the fridge? #happyagain

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this is for you! re: bike to work day // You know, I work from home, right? :)

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There is a giant bug in the apartment and Rudy could care less. (But doesn't he sleep cute?)

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Rudy is TERRIFIED of the window washer. It took some coaxing with treats to pull him from under the bed. He's safe now. Behind me. On my computer chair.

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