I'm not an asshole, I just play one on my blog. I'm full of snark & a whole lot of awesome. I ♥ Tuesday (and @hlivkopj). Roller derby is my homeboy. sMEL U L8R.

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Pahrman sighting in Section 216

My boots hold my Pahr bolts nice.

Pahr bolts ready!

My morning has come to this...

Hey look, it's

Also: Sunday 3:30, Romp n' Roll for a fundraiser. $6 keeps you awesome (more might get you a derby hug).

Paulius, in the amazing Banana Show at the #clevelandtweets

Teasing the cat (and nails are done -- definitely more lilac than blue though):

On the field. Feeling pahr-less around The Joystick.

Shit. The Allegheny is done flooded. (if you can see that)

Tough Monday off work... *yawn*

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? #TGIF

And to make up for that last tweet's gross visual, teh cute:

And now our household is gender-balanced. Meet Chelsea (or ChiChi)

Oh yeah, picture or it didn't happen: #hellraiser

My new skates from -- called Hawaiian Punch. *squee* #rollerderby

I'll raise you another cute male cat ;)

I took a pic with your favorite building in the background. #burghverified #fourletters

This one's for my 'Burghers. My "how to" results that popped up with Google Instant...

like this? *grumble*