I'm not an asshole, I just play one on my blog. I'm full of snark & a whole lot of awesome. I ♥ Tuesday (and @hlivkopj). Roller derby is my homeboy. sMEL U L8R.

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Declared : happy hour is over. #partyon

We came here for happy hour, natch. #lasvelas

On this day in HELL: let's remember the sharp-as-daggers cold of the Mon on New Year's Day. #ifeelcolderalready

Rudy is fighting me for my marshmallow. And yes, I'm eating marshmallows before practice.

Oh man, this cat is so full of lazy.

This is how I'm currently working. Good thing I'm flexible!

Happiest cat I know. #stonecoldchillin

Playing Ring Around the Shark Penis. Of course. #ECDX

Another beautiful pool day! (derby watchin' later) #ECDX

This is my kinda salad!

Poolside at ECDX. With my awesome thigh bruise.

Have to keep these armbands on ALL weekend. #ECDX

It says "pasta sack" hehe

Both cats are nip-stoned. Heh.

Rooftop Sangria... well before SkyGasm with #delicious

I already ate three. #cookies

Playing cards on the rooftop.

The "end of days" has been updated.

Steel City representin' in Indiana.

So nice up here...