175 days ago from site  
Lol. The whole “send yourself an email” thing is pretty awkward too.
176 days ago from site  
Admit it. I haven't played this since I was 10, and I just crapped my pants when this fucker popped out. I'm still playing though.
182 days ago from site  
182 days ago from site  
I swear, my niece is the cutest baby ever. She turns 1 on the 23d
205 days ago from site  
i think my point is now re-affirmed.
205 days ago from site  
see, this is the kind of shit on facebook that makes me question my existence on this planet.
206 days ago from site  
Damn you...
208 days ago from site  
OMG! Can you believe Sally is following me!? #twitter #spam
222 days ago from site  
Love hurts. Well, I'm off for now, this carcass isn't going to clean itself.
224 days ago from site  
@OddBeth YES! *puts on badass aviators* You just took the red pill.
228 days ago from site  
228 days ago from site  
IT ALL ADDS UP TO 23!
235 days ago from site  
@stompthewalrus I'm serious! idk what to do :(
244 days ago from site  
OMFG!!! A "New Orgasm Enhanccer"? Wait... what?
249 days ago from site  
Where is your God now!? I got a cramp trying to bite this.
249 days ago from site  
Where is your God now!? :P I got a huge cramp trying to bite this.
253 days ago from site  
254 days ago from site  
255 days ago from site  
Now as The Joker!
255 days ago from site  
Look what I did with my craptastic photoshop skills!
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Bio Food tastes so much better when its punched into your face - The internet is poison and apparently I want 2 die - Rarer than a unicorn riding leprechaun in drag
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