I really enjoy Kraft mac n cheese and Halo 3. Also, I'm writer/director/editor and stand up comedian.
My sweet signed copy of Ready Player One @galleries1988. @erniecline is so airwolf. Related note: I'm so fancy huh.
My sandwich has a mustache! I dub thee mustandwich.
Ohai butt print on couch. Why yes I have been sitting here for a while, why do you ask?
Ok seriously, Chinese food place? It was funny the first time, but now it's just creepy.
Creepy fortune or creepiest fortune ever?
Sitting under an umbrella poolside in sunny Phoenix. I am a happy clam. Possibly the happiest clam. #thegoodlife
She got a basket.
I wanna be a baller. Shot caller. #youknowtherest #OG
Over the fear of crawfish my brother @therealtvor instilled in me when I was young.
Spoons are a precious commodity in my office. I think I've found an ingenious way to save mine for later. #postitcoaster
A sign of things to come.
Evidence. This is awesome. Costa Rica's Arenal Volcano
@brianwwhitaker oh yes. We we we so classy.
Kung Fu night out at the @newbeverly. Oh hellz yeah.
You know what's adorable? Children selling cookies for japan from a stand. I'll have two, thanks. #mademyday
Cool backpack or coolest backpack ever??
Birthday cake popper from starbucks
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