@crabbasaurus See what I got you!! Aren't I a much better bff than @pandaloopner? :)

Actually, payroll is our biggest expense. Maybe we should just fire the people who print the most. Double savings.

Don't know what this error means but apparently even my computer is FAT. Back to boot camp asap.

Can't find the purple heels I wanted to wear with date night outfit. But, @pandaloopner I found these:

"Oh, hai!" Ludo. My least favorite of the Richardson clan. But he's growing on me.