If I work really hard, hopefully a life as lavish and enviable as this is in store for the future Mrs. Allen.

Here's that picture you wanted of me dressed like an imbecile whilst arm-wrestling the delightful Ira Glass.

Here is that picture of @nathanfielder and I hanging out that you asked me to provide.

Bob Odenkirk & JB square off in tonight's Season One FINALE of Jon Benjamin Has A Van 10:30 Comedy Central #jbhv

Bob Odenkirk guest stars as a preacher on tomorrow's SHOCKING FINALE of Season One of Jon Benjamin Has A Van #jbhv

Sneak preview picture from next weeks FINAL #jbhv episode of Season One

Jon Benjamin Has A Van TONIGHT on Comedy Central 10:30 - these gypsy children & ponies execute their arch nemesis!

Clarence said he would never sellout, but he lied.

UNAUTHORIZED PHOTO! @HJBenjamin & @LarryMurphyJr from tonight's episode of Jon Benjamin Has A Van #jonbenjamin

UNAUTHORIZED PHOTO of @HJBenjamin from tonight's episode of Jon Benjamin Has A Van also starring @AriShaffir #jbhv

UNAUTHORIZED PRODUCTION STILL PHOTOGRAPH of @HJBenjamin from tonight's episode of #jbhv which guest stars @AriShaffir

UNAUTHORIZED PHOTO! from tonight's episode of Jon Benjamin Has A Van. // Note: Never stare directly into the sun

@elbathombre Estoy encantado de oír que - por favor acepte esta fotografía del episodio de esta noche en el #jbhv como una pequeña muestra de mi agradecimiento

UNAUTHORIZED PHOTO!! of @hjbenjamin & @timheidecker from tonight's episode of Jon Benjamin Has A Van

Please join my important new association.

I walked by the same trashcan Howie Mandel did!

Pie-eating contest begins at sundown!

I was even more nervous leaving my dentist's office than when i arrived because of this sign.

@scharpling - Next band practice is Sunday afternoon

At a labor day party inthe woods w/friends. Is it wrong 2want 2throw childhumans in2 the bonfire?