i'm just saying anything to get me up inside yo' throat
my lamebook, #3. good night.
my lamebook, #2. i hope she actually books the ticket for 'san drope':
my lamebook. #1:
fyi 'pum pum' is jamaican slang for vagina.
idk if i'm having buyers remorse or what. my suitcase has more layers than a bean dip.
lol, i just stumbled on this old fb comment of mine. i love bitchy-sarcastic high school me.
i finally wore my romper!
my last.fm rn
im jerking chicken, bitches! #july4th
googling "internet wank bingo" gives blueberries drama as a result. slut-shaming obv gets a square. #ontdbingo
i cant decide if this warrants a "i love black people" or "me and black people are fucking done professionally"
i laughed way too hard at this
seriously--weird. i think the world is going to end soon.
note to self: stop accepting friend requests from strangers with cute profile pictures.
i was a fierce kid. later that night i cussed out a 5 year old for ruining my dress with punch.
while doing this, i ruined a couch. and then ruined them trying to salvage said couch. sigh.
this is my "in an airplane experiencing turbulence & thinking youre going to die" mix. also known as "LOST irl".
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