Lauren Blaess


Standard cat lady. Froyo enthusiast. Pop Culture connoisseur. Disney happens. I take photos sometimes. Katy is who?

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Wear this sweatshirt in public and you've officially given up. #savers

Serious question - since when has Sprite Zero been blue?!

Consignment shopping in Florida is an interesting experience. Like a old red neck exploded in Savers

Back where we started the day. 4 parks, 1 day, Christmas 2011....never again.

Merry Christmas from the Happiest Place on Earth!

My cocktail bun....and this is day 1...

Should you need 5 LBS of raisins, go to my parent's house. Look at the spoon in comparison!

How dare someone donate this majestic beast to Savers?!?!

Ben Kingsley is looking a lot like Montel Williams lately.

Yeehaw Rhode Island.

I take playing with my food to the extremes. Happy thanksgiving!

Sums up trying to get around NYC today.

That blur would be with a half mile to go! I <3 her.

She is insanely fast, holy shit.

Golf ball ankles are sexy. I'm the epitome of clumsiness. Whoops.

Golf ball ankles are super attractive....I am the epitome of clumsiness.

We were brought a plate of croutons to accompany our grapes. RubTues knows us a little too well.

Who doesn't want a newborn orangutan doll for only 4 easy payments of $24.99?! CREEPY!

What a waste of a perfectly good plasma tv...granted there are 32654 other ones in here but still!

Megabus - now driven by Hitler!