And, finally, a smoking chimp. Tadaaa!

Floaty cows! They have cow balloons!

Tabu Goblins. I want to make a tabu goblin suit...

And here's the cover of the book these treasures are from...

Recreation of a Moa, with a suspiciously pale & moustachio'd Maori...

A red indian, children! Look!

How quaint! How's that for smart engineering? One wheel, four handles - nice!

An unfinished Lincoln head. The blurb at the bottom reads: "A fourth head - that of Theodore Roosevelt, is to be added"

Goodnight now, children. Be good...

Because it just doesn't get boring...

One of these is me, and one of these is @essers

This is how I have been tweeting to you today. Yes, whilst wearing the best pyjamas in the world. They have dinosaurs on.

By reading it's body language & eye movements, can @derrenbrown tell what the MS Paint Aardwolf is hiding behind its back?

Best. Dog picture. Ever.

Bit of New York stomping practise...

Robert Smith LOVES his halloween costume! He's going to be the scariest dog in the room!

I've become a resident of Zombieland! http://Zombify-yourself.net

I've become a resident of Zombieland! http://Zombify-yourself.net