I laugh at my own jokes.
i'm only tweeting this to prove that i was outside on this freakishly hot day. #its101yall
the main reason my dog loves summer: popsicles. (warning: cuteness overload)
oh man, @katieahonen and i are partying hard tonight.
stop what you're doing and look at this! it's probably the greatest picture i've ever taken. #liamiloveyou
shit like this is why i hate facebook.
am i crazy or does it look like my dog is standing on the titanic? she's queen of the world, people!
i don't wanna go to bed because i discovered this painting earlier and i'm afraid the clown will kill me in my sleep.
i'm too busy/lazy to go see titanic in 3d, so i'm going to watch it at home and wear these instead.
is this formula for real? just looking at it gives me a headache. damn you, statistics.
i'm glad my green screen picture with the jonas brothers circa 2009 looked so realistic.
@irinanaz here's your pic!
happy national margarita day, bitches!
thanks to our chef at benihana for making our rice in the shape of mickey mouse. the egg eyes were a nice touch.
i'm watching the puppy bowl with my pup and all she's interested in is stealing my shamrock shake.
warning: the following is a picture of my dog yawning. prepare to be overwhelmed by cuteness.
this is the perfect gift if you want to give your loved ones nightmares for years to come.
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