Features editor @NME. Criminally twisted puny little villain.
@anikainlondon the ES magazine has a good idea for your and @jenlong's upcoming nuptials:
@popjustice @adrian_read @michaelcragg Speaking of promo tat, look what we came back from lunch to!
Also, can't really do it justice on camera phone but won't you just LOOK and MARVEL at the case?!
Fuck you, Viennetta suggested serving size.
Dad is being terribly rude about me breaking the scales. I did not. And now I shall exert revenge.
Mother resorts to solitary boozing by the window... "Pissed... tired... Need a wee, need a snooze..." *slurps deeply*
And part two:
Five points if you can guess whose car I'm in.
CLOTTED CREAM. Fuck yeah.
Pretty good hair and shades from Papa Snapes circa 1991:
Boozehound parents already asleep on the sofa:
Christmas tree garland as made by my envy-inducingly talented auntie Em:
Grandparents' house. Mmmmm!
@annetdonahue aw thanks Anne! Family make for amazing Twitter fodder. Here is Snapes Jr and his Bieber 'do:
Best lady snow times!
Oona gave me a Simon Towel T Cowell!
Pretty nice Christmas tree at Union Chapel for Everything Everything. First up though, Mr James of Blake playing hactual live and singing!
Dog bless my mum
@paulbridgewater and @OohBrilliant are talking about which scents work for them. #prettymetrosexual
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