@realestatezebra makes the PERFECT pic.... couldn't ask for more hilarity, omfg....

@BawldGuy is BIG PIMPIN!!!!! hair FTW!

most CRACK-HEADED friend detail request EVER on Facebook (thx to @rockson)... lol

@jbinfrisco this is more my pace ;) LMAO (although i wasn't clever enough to make this shirt up)

for @jeremya >> your new avatar. you deserve this.

just saw this OFFENSIVE sign in Pflugerville, TX, had to take a shot... FAIL! lol

in Oklahoma, "sound it out" may not be the best spelling policy. FAIL!

guess which pets belong to @agentgenius and which belong to me... HINT: his pet is evil....

uh, i swear i was REMOVING stickers from @krisberg's back... thx for tryin to bust me @andykaufman...

me & dad (i'm no longer blonde, duh) and dad turned 50 this year. he's where my twisted humor comes from.

this is RAUNCHY!!! SOMEONE in Sprint's marketing department should be fired... or promoted for hilarity...? LOL

uh thanks @AustinTweets for picking this up in pointohfive seconds. LOL, i must be the only Austinite on tonight!

just got THREE direct mssgs requesting a bigger shot of me with my new brunette hair. Here ya go! :D

Little B, @agentgenius and I are out; we has a sleepy, check it out...

@PhoenixREGuy shares big news?

@TBoard a rare Boomer Jack sighting has occurred on AG... it's like the Loch Ness popping up ;)

dear twitter & twhirl, plz see link.

@BawldGuy republican chicks are hawt. Sorry, Bill Clinton...

wth is this in my food????? help!

SRSLY, y'all, a freakin' BUILDER published this as the crown jewel shot of a kitchen. You're fired, builder.