My tweets range from geeky to 'I hope I don't mistakenly Ctrl+C & Ctrl + V that to my mother' (via @welovecult)
He tried to eat my phone. Odd cricket.
No more typing on the damn floor!
Free bday scoop has 0 cals, right?
This just made my day much happier
Most inappropriate company name ever
Post-it note found on bottom of my shoe
My crepe myrtle is blooming. Yay.
I came so close to buying this
Falon made it herself. :-D
Whole bottle o'wine spilled in car. Nice
Going to FL in an open-sided jeep. Yeah.
As anticipated, drama. At 6am. Fabulous.
Broke my longest fingernail. Dammit!!!
Say hi to Scott. Sigh. Fucker.
We are well and buzzed. It's interesting
Donnie's daughter and friend
Textron coworkers. BBQ and Bitch Session
I have whitled my push pop into a weapon
Rawwwr. I want that poster.
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