I make jokes. They're on a record here: www.aspecialthing.com
I do shows. They're on a calendar here: www.kylekinane.com
3am and I'm using WikiHow to tie a bandana so I look badass. Skipped the step that said "Don't be Kyle Kinane."
Found your stash, Midnight Show!
@toddbarry is playing OKC tonight. When you see him, remind him what August 17th is.
The kidney thieves of the mechanical world have struck again.
Just because I can't play guitar doesn't mean I can't buy tiny robots to help me.
I gave comedy a decent shot, but it's time to move on. This will come in handy. Anyone play drums?
Good night from...Los Angeles! Roaming the streets of Los Feliz tomorrow, on schedule.
My truck isn't this complicated.
This is happening right now.
Goodnight from Las Vegas. See you tomorrow, Los Angeles.
Good night from New Mexico! On my way...
Plus he's got a stupid fucking face. Fuck this guy. Mile High Fight Club!
Straight up muthafuckin baby killa!
@jonahray This is going to make me barf before I land so I hope you're happy.
Four-hour layover in Denver. We know what that means.
Back on the road, woke up to rain in Tulsa. The Speakeasy in OKC in a bit. Gonna arm-wrestle the self for control of the mind.
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