Um. First of all, oookay. Second of all, @toddly00, they spelt it wrong.

Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher have GOT to get a life. haha

Finally, my talent is paying off...

I mean, really.

jesus christ, he has GOT to stop doing that!!!

Oh, wtf.

screenshot from my new video; up now!

haha "Romeo Of The Night"? Really?

You asked for it! Picture of me in the cupcake hat! :)

haha

Seriously, Myspace?

See? I mean, isn't he just... wonderful?

My room is a huge mess because I've been recording for @AlanDistro all dayyyzz!

@AlanDistro This should be your tattoo! #nerdfighters

Someone should make a t-shirt with this. @cohenism

Oh, look at that. That's brilliant. If anyone else has a copy, do this! It makes me smile like this: "^___^".

I just bought this amazing "Toasted Almond" lipstick and it's so gorgeous. I love dark lips. I totally should of been a teenager in the 90s.

Wow, what a douchebag.

My ideas rule. I love blogtv.

Freshman year, me and my friend Glynn "started a band" called "Spies Among Us" and this was our promo pic, haha!