Kris

@kris

Karaoke addict. Unnecessarily coy. Future Parisian. I work with the Twitter dudes.

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Figured out stole my phone.

says it's his birthday.

(non) Current Status:

  • 1469 days ago via site
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The best things in life can't be bought. Thanks, !!

teaching me new skillz...

Dear , You just made me super late to my 5p, sir.

is wondering where her margarita is.

I see you. And yes. I'll take you back. We had good times together. #stalkertweets

I see you. And yes. I'll take you back. We had good times together. #stalkertweets

Hot dog in tummy. Beer in hand. Must be baseball season. Let's go !

Besties.

One of those days:

Is this you? cc:

#onlyinSF: Gluten-free, lemongrass scented Play-do.

Yes, Shaq just lip-synched "Forever Young" for our 5th anniversary. Awesome.

Twitter HQ in Color.

Goo goo over Gaga HQ.

Thank you, Daylight Savings.

D choppedonion our hero

Got my tunes today. So excited!