Former high school valedictorian, beauty queen and Olympic athlete.
I'M KIDDING NONE OF THIS IS TRUE! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!
VIDEO: my office bldg is very safe!
PHOTO: Me & @matty_softmitts just hangin' out!
@thesofiya: Want to go see this with me?
@AlcorCaneCorsos: Just saw your message...please post this on all telephone poles in your neighborhood
Might lose some followers for this...
Spent $1800 on a new mac for grad school and so far I'm getting EVERY PENNY out of it:
@swibart: great thanks for making hot and bothered for the rest of the day
Something like this? (more cats?) RT @matty_softmitts Maybe a smiley face surrounded by 7 approving cats.
@danieleastman: okkkkk. you asked for it...
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