I just downloaded Mortal Kombat 1 baby! It’s a good thing I don’t need to be anywhere this weekend.

Is it just me, or does Hugh Jackman only have one facial expression?

Watching the little progress bar as your computer copies/moves large files is equivalent to watching flies fuck.

This is probably the darkest apple in Africa. It must be from Nigeria or Cameroon.

I love Cara Delevingne. Models gone wild!

I don't like Megalyn Echikunwoke's lips. Plus she has a tranny-like vibe. I don't dig chicks with dicks. @theblagg

@tshgo It's weird that you know my type. Keep 'em coming… :)

So this is the Gail Nkoane everybody is ranting & raving about? Eh. I guess my standards are too high…

…and? You're totally messing with my groove dude. I will fucking dry-hump you! #TwitterAPI

Thank you Cara Delevingne for musing me through this project. Ps. Please pick up my jaw from the floor…

That's right my nubian princess. I went far for my muse. Yáll ain't bemuse me yet. Viva Babylon! *WA♥ES*

Back off! I saw her first. Word is dibs.

I want that #camera… Toys :)

Despite her goofing around, she's actually kinda purrrty. I like her, a lot.

When I grow up I wanna in that… ”Eat Your Girl Right” Hmm… -

Ha! Cara is such a goof-ball d(^^,) I'm digging her like grandma's garden yáll…

Nope! I AM crushing on her. ♥

I think I'm crushing on Cara Delevingne. (@_@) *WA♥VES*

Are doeks coming into style? If so, I'm so raiding my granny's collection. “Julija Steponaviciute” -

19k tweets later and this is my first share-ah-stupid-cartoon-with-others, but you can relate….