Jon Korn

@Kornlock

Writer, festival programmer, and shnorer.

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Putting the poster before the movie is bad, but when the movie IS the poster? Amazing.

Sometimes a salmon roll is just a salmon roll...

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Sort of expected this bottle to be bigger. Maybe it's in concentrate?

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My girlfriend made a cake with six layers - your argument is invalid.

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This is a masterclass in how to sell vegetables to a (semi) reformed comic book nerd.

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Here is your new wallpaper. #sundance

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It's official: Programmer Kim Yutani found the worst coffee at #sundance.

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#Sundance never really starts until I get my 'just the party' ticket. Come find me and I'll teach you the song.

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What you know about Peter Crawford?

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Oh Santa Cruz. You disgust me.

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Asked a 5 year old the 'how much wood' riddle, here's her notes and answer: 3.

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Pron DVDs in the claw machine?!?!? #bostonrulz

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Octopus salad. Dinner parties in SF are a different animal, friends.

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And the winner for Most Disturbing Use of Familial Obligation to Sell a Product is...Taser!

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Sarah got 'cupped' for her bad neck. Leaches next!

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This kitten will NOT stop sneaking sips of my wine.

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Old banana costume + $5 of makeup = zombie banana

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Uh Oh!

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The frosting means you hit it well.

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