Kir

@knitterplease

Prodigious fuckup. Guileless. Has pretty hair, for a shut-in. Livetweeting the descent into madness since 2008.

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Here is a picture of a hot chocolate I made the other morning.

You guys I totally put a bird on this fucking latte.

You guys I totally put a bird on this fucking latte.

No really.

You guys.

For some background on my last retweet of :

I just bought more.

The only green I can find to wear is this vintage apron. Sooooo... No pants, right?

Not that, this:

Never forget.

Should this, or a facsimile thereof, be my new twitter avatar after I retire the dolly (after Xmas)?

You can't tell from the picture, , but it's barbed. The hardest part was pulling it back out.

Eddie is snoring.

Look a douchemobile

Exhibit A: http://is.gd/cUhth
Exhibit B:

Like this. We can't get 's phone to stop being wonky. It's useless.