Prodigious fuckup. Guileless. Has pretty hair, for a shut-in. Livetweeting the descent into madness since 2008.
Here is a picture of a hot chocolate I made the other morning.
You guys I totally put a bird on this fucking latte.
For some background on my last retweet of @groverviolet:
@glitterplease @batsly I just bought more.
The only green I can find to wear is this vintage apron. Sooooo... No pants, right?
@acrylic_thumbs Not that, this:
Should this, or a facsimile thereof, be my new twitter avatar after I retire the dolly (after Xmas)?
You can't tell from the picture, @jsttmfb, but it's barbed. The hardest part was pulling it back out.
Eddie is snoring.
Look a douchemobile
Exhibit A: http://is.gd/cUhth
Like this. We can't get @glitterplease's phone to stop being wonky. It's useless.
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