Writer / Comedian / Former Toddler. I'm Klassy Fucker your new Twitter BFF. I'm a Mystery wrapped in bacon. @UCBTLA ALUM Bookings firstname.lastname@example.org
J'adore the smart /beautiful/ generous/ adorable @sarahbnyc for sending me some DRUNK friends for my PARTY THANKS!
OMG! Made my WEEK! #BoozeCarePackage Sexy Thanks to @sarahbnyc #Absolut #AviónTequila & #PernodRicard
Here's one more shot from Funny Or Die / Kandy Magazine shoot yesterday, and yes, that is a LIL Abe Lincoln.
#Sunday Poll which one is hotter? Cause, this is Happening #coachella
Hello Coachella! Lady looks like a Dude.
Best kinda ART
This is happening...
This guy WILL get laid tonight. #StPattyDay
On to this bad boy
It's depressing when the homeless looking person before you at ATM leaves this behind for you to see
At this movie producers house, he's so rich he gets a magazine that is just about "Verandas"
Signs the Economy is still HORRIBLE #SugarDaddyIndex
This photo IS the joke.
This is happening.
Zip line, that's me upside down
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