kristen johnston

@kjothesmartass

PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING I TWEET SERIOUSLY. & dont laugh at 'the exes' either.

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Looks like you guys do know your boobies, after all! (bonus points to for knowing THE EPISODE!!!

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You guys suck at #GuessWhosCleavageThisIs. But I'll give u another try...(Hint: she over-acts)

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Fun new game! Called #GuessWhosCleavageThisIs....to start us off, I give you these (hint:not mine)

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Ok, so this just happened. Kill me now. (Sadly, his wife took the picture)

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This?

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from photo shoot yesterday….

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btw, Margaret Hamilton's performance is literally why I'm an actress. Age 5. Fuck Dorothy. I want me some monkeys.

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Are you SURE, ?

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I woke up from a nap earlier & Pinky was passed out with her head on my shoulder. Seriously, cutest thing ever.

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Awwww…Pinky & my niece Elsa.

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Me and Elsa, my niece.

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Try this

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Even further back…me, my sister & cousin as "Pretty Ladies" for Halloween. I'm in middle. My sister got stuck with the terrible wig

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Throwback Thursday…My & as Sonny & Cher in 3rd Rock's Halloween episode

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Subtle. I hope you get help.

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This was on FB....still on website

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You left out not to shop here In your "what to wear" item

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