Hello, David. I mean... sir. Shit I can't believe I've just said that. Now I've gone and said shit. Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
This is the coolest thing ever. Idk what kind of angel genius thought this up but bless them.
A pterodactyl pooped on this person's car
Well this is my new favorite photo of all time.
sooooo here's a note I found on my phone which I wrote myself when I was drunk.
Why didn't anyone tell me to catch a predator was hilarious
here's Nim watching a riff raff video if you ever wondered what that looked like:
The way he's holding the inhaler seriously kills me
I'm an abusive girlfriend.
Like, for ex: #IJUSTWANNABRINGYOUDOWNSOBADLY
Well this isn't pretentious
Took my first panorama!! Hello LA!!
Rain, you were cute until you literally trapped me in Santa Clarita, making me hella late to work :(
@bexydoodles27 we are cute!!! I found evidence of that fact on my phone recently hahah: #drunk http://twitpic.com/bx60rm
@bexydoodles27 we are cute!!! I found evidence of that fact on my phone recently hahah: #drunk
#thestruggle: never being able to listen to this as loud as I'd like
Just some late night texts with my little brother.
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