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@kittenspajamas

Hello, David. I mean... sir. Shit I can't believe I've just said that. Now I've gone and said shit. Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.

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This is the coolest thing ever. Idk what kind of angel genius thought this up but bless them.

A pterodactyl pooped on this person's car

Well this is my new favorite photo of all time.

sooooo here's a note I found on my phone which I wrote myself when I was drunk.

Why didn't anyone tell me to catch a predator was hilarious

here's Nim watching a riff raff video if you ever wondered what that looked like:

The way he's holding the inhaler seriously kills me

I'm an abusive girlfriend.

Like, for ex: #IJUSTWANNABRINGYOUDOWNSOBADLY

#brothers

Well this isn't pretentious

Took my first panorama!! Hello LA!!

Rain, you were cute until you literally trapped me in Santa Clarita, making me hella late to work :(

we are cute!!! I found evidence of that fact on my phone recently hahah: #drunk http://twitpic.com/bx60rm

we are cute!!! I found evidence of that fact on my phone recently hahah: #drunk

#thestruggle: never being able to listen to this as loud as I'd like

Just some late night texts with my little brother.

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