King Kaufman

@king_kaufman

Writer program manager at Bleacher Report. See my chapter on Ron Cey in The Hall of Nearly Great. Download: http://bit.ly/Opviut

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"Fear the" beard status: Bored. They don't play again till WHEN?? Do they know this is BASEBALL?

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"Fear the" beard status: Almost ready to apply celebratory coat of Just For Men!

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"Fear the" beard status: Wrung out

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"Fear the" beard status: Grandpa, right before he shows you his brand new surgery scar

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In honor of Brett Favre, I took a picture of my junk

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"Fear the" beard status: Weird dude in cafe on that trip you took. The one who'd never meet your gaze

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"Fear the" Beard status: 3-day bender ending, room still spinning

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Growing Giants "fear the" beard. In a few days, the look will move from child molester to terrorist

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Buster's going to Friday's game against the Brewers, so he made himself a sign too

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Buster made me a sign to bring to the Giants-Dodgers game tomorrow

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Pro journalism tip: Color-coordinate your shirt to the cover of the book you're going to get in the mail that day

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Happy 4th of July from San Francisco to all our friends over on the mainland. Love, Jane and King

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Graffiti in San Francisco. Rogue Nickelodian exec in the neighborhood?

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I feel like a new, much less hirsute, man.

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New Mac ...

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I stopped shaving when I got sick, and will start again when I'm better. Scary, ain't it.

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I don't remember what joke I was making, or even if it was me making it, but yes, I'm sure I want to delete

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The New DeFranco Family?

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