Kimberly Horne

@kimhorne

Faustian bargain hunter and MLM sexpert. DM me about eternal damnation! My opinions are mine and mine alone - my employer shows better judgment. Real human!

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Tada!

I've inadvertently ate myself a Metroid pancake.

Thank you for being a friend.

Booyah.

booyah!

Dear Internet, what is this? Standard (mono?) Headphones jack with two LEDs instead of speakers.

So fresh and so clean!

Damnit! I was pwnied.

The "breakup tub", enjoyed as our anniversary dessert

Sufficiently butch?

Memo to

Rainbow too!

Shopping can be fun when everything fits (even if it means swallowing my pride and buying 4x)

If this were tinfoil the effect would be perfect.

She's coming together

giggity

Who knew Ensure bottles were so comfortable.

The unassailable answer to the problem that is Monday.

Stage 2: bake at 350 for 30 minutes

The things we do for weird hair

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