Hi! I'm a New York Times bestselling YA author. I also give the most awkward hugs in the world. You should probably opt for one of my books over one of my hugs.
IT'S A REAL BOOK! IT'S A REAL BOOK! IT'S A REAL BOOK! AND IT HAS SHINY GOLD LETTERS AND IT'S PREEEEEEEEEETTY!
Wait. WAIT. You mean you DON'T have to use a grabber claw to reach far enough to open your blinds in the morning??
Yes, my dad sent me a pink Taser for my birthday, complete with bedazzled case. Yes, he is completely adorable.
Oh my gosh! Darling Ellen of @parafansite sent me a package, including Swedish candy and A TROLL. Who looks JUST LIKE I describe the Swedish trolls in Supernaturally! I'm giddy.
@ericasussman Here's my son's latest book, "It's due to my editor now!" Please give him fewer deadlines; he's 4.
Dying over how cute this is! From the cover for the children's section of my German publisher Loewe's catalog.
I have such lovely, thoughtful friends. These beauties from beauty @sw_messenger. I should get surgery every week!
Is @naturallysteph the sweetest person alive? Yes, yes she is. Does Hot Stuff have crazy long fingers? Yes, yes he does.
In addition to the Painful Head Fixations, there was a costume party. This woman is dressed as Play-Doh.
Again, seriously, Turkey. I love you.
So, Turkey? Probably my new favorite country. Dogan Egmont rocks Evie's socks off!
I am putting together the most epic Powerpoint in the history of Powerpoints. Here is a sneak preview.
This was waiting for me after my six-hour drive. Can't...look...away...
Judging by @lainitaylor's & @andreacremer's covers, animal overlays are the new trend. Future Evie cover co-model?
How do you celebrate the completion of a trilogy when alcohol is not allowed? The CLASSY way, of course!
When confronted with abominably big marshmallows, I have no option but to purchase and then pose with them.
Also I volunteer him for Evie: The Illustrated Graphic Novel of Tasers and Doom
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