Noah Segan


Good kid, rotten bandit. I'm an actor in movies like Brick, Deadgirl and @LOOPERmovie. I post photos and fun stuff at

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But I got you the bobble-head! I got you the bobble-head!!!

You may be spending your Thursday wondering, "Who is the hottie?" I am. I AM THE HOTTIE. ,via .

Awesome 70s-style "Breaking Bad" poster, but horrible omission of 's credit. CC .

This is obviously a test of our relationship, Rob. Why would you go get coleslaw without me?

Someone got me some as a joke, but I can attest, it's delicious.

Whatever. Just stay off my lawn.

This. But me.

It's going to look something like this.

It's going to look something like this.

"Serve with pickled asparagus" -

Hollywood, CA. "Welcome back. She likes you really.", the bathroom wall of Jumbo's Clown Room.

"I only read nautical novels and my own personal manifestos." - American Hero, Ron Swanson

"When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name." - American Hero Ron Swanson


I know.

Warren gets NO BILLING in this copy of his AFTRA contract I got.