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Mondays=arse, so choose your undergarms wisely, today Kickettes. Let Didi Drogba's manty-lines be a warning to you.

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Do we need to start an anti-aging column for Becks? Baby needs Retinol.

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Midweek and we're still struggling. A random photo of Stevie G holding a boxfresh baby bundle should do the trick.

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OK, now onto proper news: do we need to talk about Sylvie VDV's hair ?

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Nerd glasses, wooly hat and a fork hanging out of his gob. Only David Beckham can make this ish look good.

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It's Friday. You survived. Iker knew you could do it.

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Xabi Alonso and baby Ane! (We're not sold on Xab's footwear, though.) [pic via Bellazon]

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When considering getting a drunk, marker-pen tattoo, we advise consulting with Eric Alexander (FC Dallas) first.

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Is Nani wearing leather trousers? We're hallucinating again, right?

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We interrupt the (many) quality Young Boys jokes to bring you this: a hedgehog with 3 broken legs. As you were.

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NY Post says Irina and Cristiano "on target" to become Beckhams of New York. *crickets*

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What a Monday. We desperately need a Yoann break.

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Do we need to talk about Artur Boruc's neck tatt?

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Do we need to talk about Stephen Ireland's jeans?

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Cristiano Ronaldo's woman is giving us the feelings. Yowser.

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looking buff on vacay. Don't forget your sunscreen, mate!

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Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero spotted yesterday driving in Santa Barbara in a Chevy Cobalt. Now they're in L.A.

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They're buying souvenirs. Right now. Get on it, West Coasters!

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Slow start for us today at Kickette Towers. Whilst we get a tea IV and rustle up the man servants, please enjoy Francesco Totti's speedo-sized bathers.

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Wayne Rooney in Vegas at Tao. He's behaving himself; his sunburn however... not so much.

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