Football gossip, WAGs and hot players, oh my!
Mondays=arse, so choose your undergarms wisely, today Kickettes. Let Didi Drogba's manty-lines be a warning to you.
Do we need to start an anti-aging column for Becks? Baby needs Retinol.
Midweek and we're still struggling. A random photo of Stevie G holding a boxfresh baby bundle should do the trick.
OK, now onto proper news: do we need to talk about Sylvie VDV's hair ?
Nerd glasses, wooly hat and a fork hanging out of his gob. Only David Beckham can make this ish look good.
It's Friday. You survived. Iker knew you could do it.
Xabi Alonso and baby Ane! (We're not sold on Xab's footwear, though.) [pic via Bellazon]
When considering getting a drunk, marker-pen tattoo, we advise consulting with Eric Alexander (FC Dallas) first.
Is Nani wearing leather trousers? We're hallucinating again, right?
We interrupt the (many) quality Young Boys jokes to bring you this: a hedgehog with 3 broken legs. As you were.
NY Post says Irina and Cristiano "on target" to become Beckhams of New York. *crickets*
What a Monday. We desperately need a Yoann break.
Do we need to talk about Artur Boruc's neck tatt?
Do we need to talk about Stephen Ireland's jeans?
Cristiano Ronaldo's woman is giving us the feelings. Yowser.
@rioferdy5 looking buff on vacay. Don't forget your sunscreen, mate!
Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero spotted yesterday driving in Santa Barbara in a Chevy Cobalt. Now they're in L.A.
They're buying souvenirs. Right now. Get on it, West Coasters!
Slow start for us today at Kickette Towers. Whilst we get a tea IV and rustle up the man servants, please enjoy Francesco Totti's speedo-sized bathers.
Wayne Rooney in Vegas at Tao. He's behaving himself; his sunburn however... not so much.
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