Football gossip, WAGs and hot players, oh my!
...And also this. #Piquemackin'
This is happening in Mykonos right now. #Piquepackin
C-Ron & Irina are taking (towel) cover in Turkey...
Iker looks on nervously as Sara Carbonero’s plastic surgeon describes their plans for 'further enhancements'.
Nani and Kaka cracking a joke. Have we bored you to death with our incessant randomness? #Predator
Llorente short tent situ. Wait. We're supposed to be talking about footy boots aren't we? #Predator
Soz, here he is! Rather good at pretending he doesn't know we exist, no?
Why yes we're still stalking RVP, thanks for asking. #Predator
In other news, RVP made eye contact. We're quite sure this means true, undying love. #Predator
We're still stalking him. Ahem. #Predator
Rodwell has his side-eye A game working today. Or, he's checking out Llorente's thighs. #Predator
Rodwell is checking out Llorente's thighs. Can't really blame him. #Predator
Be responsible. Take birth control before viewing this photo of Nando and underlings.
Bottoms up, Gareth!
Do we need to talk about Iker's jumper? Just say the word. Or bring a book of matches
Abbey Clancy for Glamour mag in shorts, boxing gloves and a Bridget Jones-style novelty jumper. We just want to know why.
Get this creepy Santa away from our favourite marshmallow-made baby! Run, Kai, run!
Will you be taking Sergio Ramos to your Eyes Wide Shut holiday party this year?
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