I drew this Perry cake for Cassidy's birthday. It came out pretty good. #phineasandferb

Crowd surfing, y'all!

Cassidy loves Phineas and Ferb. And they love her. Well, they better if they know what's good for them.

If Lady Gaga was a baby boomer, she'd have CNN tic tac toe!

Aaron Rodgers needs to stop partying and take a nap.

Kenneth Cole doesn't think before he tweets.

Yeah, let's make this about her more. Also, we already have a definition for her. It's "opportunistic hobag."

The controversy about this logo has to do with plagiarism not the fact that it looks like a dildo made of harmony.

And here I am using gas-powered horses like a sucker. #fb

I think I like new Twitter. Does this mean @birbigs and I should be good friends?