Naz Osmanoglu, Ivo Graham and a man who is most certainly NOT Steven Spielberg.

Dinner

I'd forgotten about red wine, but thankfully, it hadn't gone anywhere.

Late night halloween transport in Manchester.

Sexy, Glaswegian zombie

Tchai-O Una in Glasgow rocks

Nothing says Scotland like a tartan lampshade (except maybe a Scottish man screaming "Scotland!").

I love how flight center choose as their mascot a plane decomissioned due to economic un-viability & dubious safety record.

Cosplaying soccer fans not welcome

Chinese, Scotland style:

A Young Man Dressed as a Gorilla Dressed as an Old Man Sits In a Rocking Chair for Fifty-Six Minutes & Then Leaves

Above the bed @ B&B was a set of doors who's only purpose seems to be to allow the landlord to behead you in your sleep.

Just collected a pram & have to take it home empty. I'm tempted to run through Soho yelling "have you seen my baby".

I know it's immature, but I ALWAYS find this flattering and amusing.

Wallpaper in the green room @ the Comedy Box in Bristol is straight out of the Shining.

24 Coronas, 4 bags of ice, 2 panniers & 1 precarious bike ride home.

"ready to serve" is how I like my pork tripe.

Apparently, mine's at the back. It's car tetris before I can pickup.

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