@GoblinWriter no greater endorsement than:

Adam's first haircut (he likes the clippers)

@The_No_Show juxtaposition #parenting

@crispybongo @AndyMcH bam http://www.justgiving.com/talkingcock

I shall start with this banoffee offering

@CatFoodBreath by John Bacon. John BACON. Bacon. Hahahahahahaha! #sorry

Good morning late risers

@tvcatchup this is not the advertised programme *sad face*

@apple WHY?!

Made a polite note for my neighbour last night:

Okay, will re-post in the morning, but here, have my note to my neighbour

Such a dainty eater

Tesco. Say one thing on your recipes, and a different (American) thing on your shelves #springorgreen arseholes

Boom! One for the lookityouuu album later on in life

Master disapproves of my typing

The next guy I'm in a relationship will be getting this as his avatar on my phone. If he's worthy...

I don't think we're going to need dr confirmation (going to get it anyway though) yesterday there was only one there

Woohoo more duplo! Took two packs to get that "many" animals, extortionate bastards

Must. Watch. Washing. Machine!

Steve mocks me from the grave