Actor, writer, book publisher, angel investor. Carbohydrates are my drug.
That is all.
Chapstick takes the "Blatant Sodomy Reference in Advertising" Award!
Time for the famed "Half Dozen Pinkorama."
So sweet to see my good buddies on a tequila ridden double date bender.
So sweet to see my good buddies on a tequilla ridden double date bender.
Am I at the right dinner party?
Lived a dream tonight. Thank you, birthday.
"We're dug in like an Alabama tick. We gotta hold the line." -Felix
This being-an-actor thing sure is hard work.
"What if I was fucking my own daughter? That'd be cool, wouldn't it?" -Felix
I'm sneaking into a few of these windows soon.
Me with Felix Vizzini, part 2:
Me with Felix Vizzini, who I will be spoiling for the next 15 years:
That's a long receipt. (first day Aphorisms sales)
Thank god Felix made parole (yet again)! I was tired of ordering Domino's.
Celebrating Felix's recent good fortune: he is now a manager at the forthcoming Hollywood Chic-fil-A location!
This is also Ken, my twin. We wear the same clothes and eat the same pie.
Felix is off on parole. Had to treat him to a Blue Tsunami Bowl at Benihana's to celebrate!
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