Designed to make you feel like everything is going well.
I am your Perestroika.
We told @jimmykimmel to take our photo but stay out of it @mollymcnearney @jennyjohnsonhi5 @meganamram @robdelaney me @kaseyanderson
At airport, just chose my enemy.
Corner Bistro is the first place to ever deliver me a coke & straw like this. Genius.
I'm on this toilet right now (cc @humblebrag)
Exclusive photo of Arnold's illegitimate child!!!
I'm still staring at it. Like a cadaver.
Opened the window, saw this, started screaming 'NOoOoooo!' like Freddy Krueger was behind me.
At the airport, already chose my enemy.
At WTC, this guy summing it up.
RT @kanyewest I'm just tryna keep everything semetrical
Roadtrip- Stuck in traffic in Canada
She picked up the pile, threw them on the floor & stomped on them.
Lawrence Taylor was a great dancer for a rapist.
This photo made me realize I could be cannibal. I see food; I see chicken.
45 mins in a waiting room. Henry finds solace in Wahlberg's 'bullseye weiner'
Connecticut framed Rip Torn.
What an actual school production may or may not look like.
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