Kelli Owen

@kelli_owen

Short, spunky thriller/horror author with opinions...

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I see your week-be-gone cure & join you :))

Guess what I'm up to? Yummm... #fb

Special delivery from one of our favorite clients :) #bringonspring #taxseason #dayjob

Pssst...

Monkeys got boring cookies. I got artichoke-spinach dip & asiago bread crisps! #gypsywins #blizzardfood

Spring bud, cock-blocked by ice. I'm soooo done with winter! #fb

Helped client w/ user-error & said payment should be caramel... Just delivered :)) love some of my clients!! #fb

I hear 's voice cuz she's the only person I know who says hump (humpies) & it sounds normal...

I don't know who Anna is, but I'm going to speak with an accent the whole time I'm eating these!

Homemade quilt from mom... The tag labels it "words & dragonflies...aka thoughtful works of horror" #fb

Hmmm... I go to netflix to have background noise while I work, and see my darling son has been in there again... #fb

Today's smile... #fb

Today's silly fun thought/question... hehehe #fb

Best ad evah!! Hehe... Made my morning :) #fb

Psychosomatic = ur subconscious convincing you your throat needs a shake... Cuz it knows what time of year it is! #fb

In the departments of #wtf and #cannotmakethisshitup what is WRONG with people???

dessert... With roasted strawberries and sweet cream and gelatin and booze and heaven! #youhadmeatstrawberries #fb

"someone's" driving me... Started without ya'll!! This is mine, what do you want?

movies playing? Check! Candy, graves, dead nun, fog machine? Check check giggle check! Time to costume up! #halloween

Key lime wine. Holy yes! #foodandwinefest #fb