I have a weakness for split infinitives.
Having drinks alone at the bar is much cooler in the movies than in real life.
Whoa, these tits stopped me dead in my tracks.
Look what I discovered this morning! God, I love Mondays.
Even in the shower I am unable to escape Tetris. Help me. Please.
Um, why the fuck does he stare at me like this whenever I undress in front of him?
I think it's time I provided a photo of the primary cock blockers in my life.
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