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I have a weakness for split infinitives.

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Even though my fucking cat turned her back on the 49ers, I never did.

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#FF How wonderful is ? I named my favorite ornament after her.

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Is this what love looks like?

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Honestly, I just want a guy I can send pics like this to and he won't roll his eyes:

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Do you think these socks will help me find my future husband tonight?

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One more, guys! The answer is ZERO, right? I AM A GENIUS.

Help! Taking a quiz in traffic school. What's the answer to 15? #SeriousTweet

Being in this aisle makes me simultaneously blush and shit.

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I feel important when my house cleaner leaves this for me. (I am a lonely, asshole.)

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#FF Oh , I'm also a wreck! Is my outfit too matchy matchy? Shit, can we still hang out? PLEASE!

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Honestly, I just want a guy I can do this with:

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Revolt in Egypt and I'm preoccupied with which plastic watch will match today's outfit. I am an American.

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Got a love letter in the mail from my boyfriend. God, he SO gets me.

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I cannot contain myself. I sprout with sexiness.

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The primary benefit of granny underpants is awesome butt crack coverage.

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I think my fart startled them.

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My cousin pointed out the cat hair on my shirt and said, "Maybe this is why you're single." #holidays

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After years of working out to the same yoga DVD, these women have become my "real" friends. They get me.

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This is what my shits look like. Jealous?

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Am I the last A's fan left in the Bay Area? So lonely.

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