geek, chef, bibliophile, ATLien, 32 year-old taken fat queer femme with more fabulosity than money; democrat, weirdo, and all-around bitch.

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it's my left hand, but you get the idea… :)

well there's this infographic from the nyt… if it takes me 80 hours to pay rent then $2M = hopeless.

what i'm doing this nye. #BossStatus #CNNNYE

#BreakfastOfChampions: brownie in a cup (see pic) with talenti coconut gelato on top. good god it was delicious.

. is mean as shit... really shouldn't be talking about 's mother (and my mama elsa!) like this.

just got my sister's bday presents in the mail… this year was such a good bday, full of meaningful gifts. #SoGrateful

you know you're losing when you hark back to dubya's abysmal record (i.e. lies). #GOPFail

have you seen this? legit "tip" from cosmo. O_o #DangerouslyDelicious

first thing i saw: vagina. to be fair to Kroger, tho, that's *usually* the first thing i see. :D

simple home-cooking for milady -- chx breast, mash, & pepper salad.

the "after" pic of the chicken i posted yesterday... (cc: ) now it's nap time. :)

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dry-brining a chicken b/c it's a snow day and osmosis is fun.

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damn i wish cornbread had less sodium in it... i could eat it every damned day.

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getting ready for tomorrow... hopefully it'll bring more luck this year than last! ;)

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this tea is absolute perfection. i usually hate vanilla, but it balances the dark tea & strong cinnamon flavors.

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oh hai, tweeps ~ i forgot i didn't show you my haircut. tumblr & fb got it but twitter was neglected. here it tis.

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ms. ginger warming her butt on my newly cleaned and packed clothing.

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YESSSS! the deal went through AND i already secured a wednesday afternoon appt: getting my pixie hair on!

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look at this fierce ass ring, y'all. my girl sam has THE BEST taste...

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