my butt is getting big just looking at it.

CPK MANILA WHUT WHUT.

Diamonds ARE girl best friend...

@johnnywujek IN DA HOUSE!!! WE ARE READY! How bout youuuu?!

@thecobrasnake IN DA HOUSE!

Feathers & lace & garters OH MY! A whole dressing room of naughty gorgeous lil outfits!

OVER it. Next year I'm gonna be slutty... it was too hot under those humps. Hope your whore-a-ween was spectacular spectacular! C U IN BERLIN!

THEN... things got crazy! We pulled a Miley on the pole... it was a HIT!

I was the first hump @shannonwoodward was my ass, just another night grabbing some things at the grocery...

our leaders last night...

getting ready for my Willy Wonka extravaganza!!! Thanks @minxnailsdotcom for my custom Oompa nails!

This is NOT a TOGA PARTY @mdmolinari!!!

where do i get this halloween costume?

um... yeah.

#inappropriatehalloweencostumes

so cute you could just punch her. She's laying on my heart shaped pillow! Queue the AWW'S!

A sea gull eating my sisters Lauderee macaroons that we bought in paris yesterday. Mine, mine mine!

my competition... and his glam team. What-ever!

fashion makes you sleepy.

@mdmolinari lost a diamond (naturally) and we found it for him and put it in a safe place. He a mess.