Apparently we are on a pedalo for some reason.

@lauralarue @KatHannaford @LibbyPlummer I can find no Baby Goose sightings but check out the weather forecast... SUN

I have come to a Very Serious press briefing... with this pen

Piranha 3DD in 2D? That seems kind of pointless. Not like when it's in 3D, of course.

This was always my favourite picture in Where The Wild Things Are. Poor dog.

Just spent what felt like six years of my life wrapping a radiator up.

@LAURA81 excellent plan. I love this guy:

And speaking of glamour...

@KatHannaford I have one with your name on...

Someone photoshop a phone mid-DrawSomething game into this monkey's hands yeah?

They have my favourite deckchairs at Facebook's London office. They have them indoors, but still.

Long shot, but does anyone know who this Jack Russell belonged to before David Shrigley made it into Art?

@WiggoWiggo here's what you look like in Vietnamese

There's a fruit called the durian that is so foul of smell and taste that you're not allowed to take it on the tube

@johnhood aw yeah

Apparently I'm not 100% clear on what a gorilla looks like:

Why is it they only sell these in chemists? They are not medicine.

Unfortunate name. (plus: bonus dwarf footballer)

Something incredible just arrived.

The themes of tonight's double bill are homecomings, gangs, revenge, obsession and cracking soundtracks.