Comedy Writer. Activist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. @YouTube: http://t.co/FP47IYeVG8. @AboveAverage Partner. Writer @HuffPostComedy
5.0 for farts.
He didn't mean divorce, he meant...
Awkward text messages to/from fathers.
Beware of the crack smokin' fish
dumb ass. Yes, "hello" is a sinister word.
I love this image from #Californication
This screen is killing me. I need my new #ThinkPad to arrive already. Geez Louise.
Where can I get these #VintageSpecs?"
Religion made me do it... How many wars haven't been caused by religion?
This reflection looks like a face, right?
Now that's what I'm talking about
#Iconic and #Touristy, I know, but I LOVE the #EmpireStateBuilding, especially during the hollys
And they say there are no jobs, pee shaw
Dear #Bodegas, I need you to know that when we aren't within blocks of each other, I pine. Love, Me
The perfect #Thanksgiving #Headline
Reality TV on #TheHistoryChannel - Okay. #Swampsviging. Huh. Thoughts? Good morning
I know I'm hard on my laptops, but my #ThinkPad isn't even a year old. I am one heartbroken broad
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