Katie Schwartz

@katieschwartz

Comedy Writer. Activist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. @YouTube: http://t.co/FP47IYeVG8. @AboveAverage Partner. Writer @HuffPostComedy

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5.0 for farts.

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He didn't mean divorce, he meant...

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Awkward text messages to/from fathers.

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Beware of the crack smokin' fish

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dumb ass. Yes, "hello" is a sinister word.

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I love this image from #Californication

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Okay...

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This screen is killing me. I need my new #ThinkPad to arrive already. Geez Louise.

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Where can I get these #VintageSpecs?"

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Religion made me do it... How many wars haven't been caused by religion?

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This reflection looks like a face, right?

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#WritingIsSexy

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Now that's what I'm talking about

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#Iconic and #Touristy, I know, but I LOVE the #EmpireStateBuilding, especially during the hollys

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And they say there are no jobs, pee shaw

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Dear #Bodegas, I need you to know that when we aren't within blocks of each other, I pine. Love, Me

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The perfect #Thanksgiving #Headline

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Reality TV on #TheHistoryChannel - Okay. #Swampsviging. Huh. Thoughts? Good morning

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I know I'm hard on my laptops, but my #ThinkPad isn't even a year old. I am one heartbroken broad

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