Please stop trolling on this website. This is serious business. Sr. editor @BuzzFeed. I don't follow men. firstname.lastname@example.org
WTF @GuyFieri and @steveharwell1 just did a drive-by egging of my house and flipped me the bird.
All for you, @smashmouth, gonna taste so good. CHOMP THE EGGS; SAVE THE CHILDREN
Found at my parents house: Beavis & Butthead trading cards
It is possible to be so uninterested in Twitter that you follow negative amounts of people.
Cool, the downloading instructions for my @Horse_ebook show a computer with a floppy drive and Netscape instructions
I couldn't stand the mystery anymore. I went and purchased a @Horse_ebooks. Now I know his real name. Feel weird.
@ibkt me irl am I cute & cool?
Spotted: cool hungover bro opening a giant bottle of Pedialyte on the street
hahahaa americans are literally slobs. #1 google trend this morning: "how to tie a tie"
Having literally the stupidest gchat conversation ever with @poliopoliopolio
EFF YOU, DORFF
Hapless victim in need of @doreeshafrir's layering weather report spotted in midtown falafel cart line
Puppybowl referee's actual girlfriend (easily found by Googling) #notcreepyatall
4chan meetup tomorrow at Barcade? Count me in, except for the fact that BARCADE. Also, wtf?
"i've never swallowed."
What the fuck was I possibly looking for when I apparently previously searched Twitter for this phrase?
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